Irreverance of the Day
In The. If you were to say the words, "in the" twice every second, 10,000 times, it would take you 83 minutes. That being said, how often do you suppose the phrase, "pain in the butt" is used on any given day across the country? 10,000 times? 1,000,000 times?
So, why is it acceptable to say "pain in the butt," but not, "butt pain"? Like, "she's being such a butt pain." It's exactly the same thing. In fact, it's better. It's 50% shorter. If everyone started saying, "butt pain," the US economy might see an increase in productivity.
Just a thought.
So, why is it acceptable to say "pain in the butt," but not, "butt pain"? Like, "she's being such a butt pain." It's exactly the same thing. In fact, it's better. It's 50% shorter. If everyone started saying, "butt pain," the US economy might see an increase in productivity.
Just a thought.
posted by Dave at
11:57 PM
3 Comments:
Interesting.
I could help the economy by doing this.
Shenanigans! A butt pain is physical - like what you get when you ride a horse. Either a real horse or the one in front of K-mart. Especially at this age. Trust me.
A pain in the butt is a "thing" that sucks, but is necessary (like security at an airport) or a "person" that sucks, but is necessary (like security at an airport).
And the only thing that's going to save this economy is MORE COWBELL!
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